Well, here we are--we've been watching the antics of candidates vying for nominations and trying to avoid the disclosure of the skeletons in their closets!
It's been narrowed down to three choices: The first black man to run for president, Barack Hussein Obama; Hillary Rodham Clinton, a female contender with some White House experience and John McCain, an older gentleman who may, or may not live out 4-8 years as president.
Americans have sat back watching the fun---waiting for the explosions---the first "racist" call. It didn't take long in coming. Geraldine Ferraro said the only reason Obama was popular was the fact that he was black!
She was immediately denounced as a racist for her comment by the Obama camp, thereby firmly establishing his intended defense of any further attacks upon his person, policies, or practices!
Ever since then, Obama has never failed to use race as a defense against all charges--although how you can use race as a defense against someone saying you're stupid when it comes to foreign policy, or the economy, is more than I can figure out!
Hillary Clinton has had her popular hubby helping her on the campaign trail which, finally, led her to holler, "STOP HELPING!", or some words to that effect. Seems he kept calling reporters names--the same reporters who used to effuse over the antics of the Clintons while they were in the White House.
So the upshot is, Hillary lost to the socialist, Obama. She's disgusted--"big bubba" is disgusted and James Carville might just be looking for some other sucker who can put up with his looks long enough to let him work for them! One thing you have to say for Hillary---she's not particular about her men!
By the way, Obama! Are you aware that of all the people who had serious accidents, all of them had crossed the Clintons at one time or another?
Better watch your back!!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Is War with Illegals on the Horizon?
It sure looks like it!
Several of our border patrol agents have been injured by attacks of illegals attempting to cross our borders. One agent is now under indictment for shooting an illegal who apparently was going to throw a rock at him from close range.
He WON'T throw any rocks NOW and he's no longer an illegal---he's just dead!
Unfortunately we seem to be prosecuting the wrong person. Since when are the police to blame for a death, when defending themselves? Why was he even arrested?
The answer is simple---we have to be politically correct (PC) now. That's more important than justice, or didn't you know that?
Justice can only be applied to people who enter the country illegally. THEY are the ones who have all the rights that must be protected at all cost!
Many of them complain about being called "Illegal aliens". They feel it's "racist"!
Racist?
At the same time, it's OK for THEM to rant and rave about the "white man" who STOLE their country from them!
Their country---after we PAID Mexico for it?
Methinks there's something wrong with their education system---probably the same thing that's wrong with ours---too much PC!
Looks to me like it won't be long until we need another Alamo to fire up the American citizens realization of their duties in regard to illegals. I'm afraid the citizens of this country may have to form their own militia to repulse the invasion from our southern neighbors, since the government won't do it.
And why shouldn't we? Aren't WE the government?
On the other hand, didn't anybody bother to tell the democrats that illegals are CRIMINALS, who are breaking FEDERAL LAW!
What would happen if WE (citizens) broke the law? Our butt would be in the slammer so fast it would make your shorts shrink!
Anybody think we should stop ALL immigration? Well, some say we should have a moratorium. (That always sounded funereal to me!)
Actually, a suspension of immigration for a period of time might be an excellent idea. Gives us time to weed out the illegals and send their fannies home--tails between their legs, if necessary!
We are a nation of immigrants and legal immigrants should be allowed the opportunity to enter the country and become citizens.
We should NOT allow people here whose allegiance is to a foreign flag, or those who refuse to enter legally to become citizens!
Remember "Yankee, go home"? Well, today it should be, "Illegal, go home!"
Several of our border patrol agents have been injured by attacks of illegals attempting to cross our borders. One agent is now under indictment for shooting an illegal who apparently was going to throw a rock at him from close range.
He WON'T throw any rocks NOW and he's no longer an illegal---he's just dead!
Unfortunately we seem to be prosecuting the wrong person. Since when are the police to blame for a death, when defending themselves? Why was he even arrested?
The answer is simple---we have to be politically correct (PC) now. That's more important than justice, or didn't you know that?
Justice can only be applied to people who enter the country illegally. THEY are the ones who have all the rights that must be protected at all cost!
Many of them complain about being called "Illegal aliens". They feel it's "racist"!
Racist?
At the same time, it's OK for THEM to rant and rave about the "white man" who STOLE their country from them!
Their country---after we PAID Mexico for it?
Methinks there's something wrong with their education system---probably the same thing that's wrong with ours---too much PC!
Looks to me like it won't be long until we need another Alamo to fire up the American citizens realization of their duties in regard to illegals. I'm afraid the citizens of this country may have to form their own militia to repulse the invasion from our southern neighbors, since the government won't do it.
And why shouldn't we? Aren't WE the government?
On the other hand, didn't anybody bother to tell the democrats that illegals are CRIMINALS, who are breaking FEDERAL LAW!
What would happen if WE (citizens) broke the law? Our butt would be in the slammer so fast it would make your shorts shrink!
Anybody think we should stop ALL immigration? Well, some say we should have a moratorium. (That always sounded funereal to me!)
Actually, a suspension of immigration for a period of time might be an excellent idea. Gives us time to weed out the illegals and send their fannies home--tails between their legs, if necessary!
We are a nation of immigrants and legal immigrants should be allowed the opportunity to enter the country and become citizens.
We should NOT allow people here whose allegiance is to a foreign flag, or those who refuse to enter legally to become citizens!
Remember "Yankee, go home"? Well, today it should be, "Illegal, go home!"
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Creeping, Racing Socialism--
Every day now, I try to read the local papers with a hope of seeing something of good cheer.
Foolish me!
Everything the papers report is about a new, socialist plan for our government to "take care" of us, or to "make us more secure"!
I don't WANT the government to "take care" of me--I want them to LEAVE ME ALONE!
What have they really done for me?
1. They've ordered my education.
2. They've regulated the air I breathe.
3. They've taxed me nearly to death.
4. They told me the major businesses are my enemy, rather than someone who creates employment for many of us.
5. They insist "driving is a privilege", then laid down thousands of miles of freeways and byways and bypasses and overpasses, etc., and taxed me to do it.
6. Then they make me take a test to drive and tax the license on my car.
If I find a job 25 miles away, they expect me to take a train, or a bus, established by city or state government, instead of driving.
We've elected a bunch of democrats who are at the beck and call of George Soros, a foreign billionaire with communist leanings.
Worse yet, the speaker of the house--Fancy Nancy Pelosi--is a hard-left socialist. Harry Reid, is another!
John Murtha is a loud-mouth, who thinks he has the wisdom to match wits with President Bush, but can't remember his own name unless Pelosi reminds him!
This bunch of losers wants us to lose the war in Iraq/Afghanistan, and is working hard to that end. Nut-job bin Laden doesn't need agents in America--he has Pelosi, Murtha and company!
The democrats have totally ignored the running of the country--totally ignored what its citizens need--to concentrate on bringing Bush down!
Six more months of democrats shooting their mouths off will almost guarantee a republican victory in congress and the presidency!
Unfortunately, the republicans haven't learned much, either!
They are actually considering Fruity Rudy--who is so liberal, he might as well run on the democrat ticket!
Personally, I think the mascot of the republicans should be a R(H)INO, instead of an Elephant!
Foolish me!
Everything the papers report is about a new, socialist plan for our government to "take care" of us, or to "make us more secure"!
I don't WANT the government to "take care" of me--I want them to LEAVE ME ALONE!
What have they really done for me?
1. They've ordered my education.
2. They've regulated the air I breathe.
3. They've taxed me nearly to death.
4. They told me the major businesses are my enemy, rather than someone who creates employment for many of us.
5. They insist "driving is a privilege", then laid down thousands of miles of freeways and byways and bypasses and overpasses, etc., and taxed me to do it.
6. Then they make me take a test to drive and tax the license on my car.
If I find a job 25 miles away, they expect me to take a train, or a bus, established by city or state government, instead of driving.
We've elected a bunch of democrats who are at the beck and call of George Soros, a foreign billionaire with communist leanings.
Worse yet, the speaker of the house--Fancy Nancy Pelosi--is a hard-left socialist. Harry Reid, is another!
John Murtha is a loud-mouth, who thinks he has the wisdom to match wits with President Bush, but can't remember his own name unless Pelosi reminds him!
This bunch of losers wants us to lose the war in Iraq/Afghanistan, and is working hard to that end. Nut-job bin Laden doesn't need agents in America--he has Pelosi, Murtha and company!
The democrats have totally ignored the running of the country--totally ignored what its citizens need--to concentrate on bringing Bush down!
Six more months of democrats shooting their mouths off will almost guarantee a republican victory in congress and the presidency!
Unfortunately, the republicans haven't learned much, either!
They are actually considering Fruity Rudy--who is so liberal, he might as well run on the democrat ticket!
Personally, I think the mascot of the republicans should be a R(H)INO, instead of an Elephant!
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Have a SAFE & HAPPY New Year!
Here we are smack dab up against the New Year! (So who's afraid of 2007?)
Well, I probably am. I really SHOULD be, at my age.
But I'll tell you what. With the shape the world is in today, I wouldn't give you two plugged nickels for their chances of surviving much past the end of the new year!
Why?
Why, you ninny, because the socialists are coming. We got rid of the commies, only to be overrun by their children---all socialists!
France is ready to collapse from the weight of socialists---and angry Muslims!
Germany is having a problem with annoyed Turks, who were first invited to come to Germany to find work, then were invited to leave---without much success, I might add!
The new "Euro" is beginning to show signs of losing value, also---not that the dollar is in much better shape. It's just that most investors in the world still prefer the dollar to speculation in euros--or any other currency, for that matter.
I also expect another attack in the U.S. by terrorists---maybe much worse than 9/11.
They've been too quiet for too long! And, when that happens, the democrats will blame Bush. I think they already blame him for global warming, gasoline prices, hurricanes and earthquakes! Might as well blame him for any new attack on U.S. territories, doncha' think?
I've made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to stop watching so much news!
Our Main Stream Media is controlled by leftists, so you can't really count on them to provide you with good information. It's always slanted to favor either democrats--or the terrorists--take your pick!
Sad to say, I don't know which is worse!
Until we vote out people like Clinton, Pelosi, Kerry, Schumer and Kennedy, our Congress will continue to serve self interests only, instead of citizens. The only thing this crew has done in six years, besides fight Bush, is bring in new idiots like Edwards, who never saw a law suit he didn't like!
And, of course, the dems have found a patsy they can use to convince the unwashed how "un-racist" they are--Obama barracks (bin)Ladin, from "ShicAHgo", doncha' know!
He thinks it's great that, as a black man, he's adored by one and all. The dems have really done a snow job on him.
Personally, I think he doesn't have enough experience to be a senator, let alone president, which is what many dems are pushing for.
Imagine the dems thought process on this one: "Gee! He's black and WE CONTROL him! He'll be the first black president and we'll get the credit for nominating him--thereby proving we're not prejudiced, like we secretly KNOW we are!"
Well, you DESERVE what you vote for, has always been my motto! Vote for a Clinton--get socialism. Vote for an Obama--get a black man who will probably back the mayor of New Orleans next bid for office!
We only have two years to wait to see it all "flash before our eyes"!
But I've rambled enough. I just wanted to wish one and all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Remember to drive sober and safely--and if you can't do that, find a mountain to fall off where you won't hurt anyone else!
Well, I probably am. I really SHOULD be, at my age.
But I'll tell you what. With the shape the world is in today, I wouldn't give you two plugged nickels for their chances of surviving much past the end of the new year!
Why?
Why, you ninny, because the socialists are coming. We got rid of the commies, only to be overrun by their children---all socialists!
France is ready to collapse from the weight of socialists---and angry Muslims!
Germany is having a problem with annoyed Turks, who were first invited to come to Germany to find work, then were invited to leave---without much success, I might add!
The new "Euro" is beginning to show signs of losing value, also---not that the dollar is in much better shape. It's just that most investors in the world still prefer the dollar to speculation in euros--or any other currency, for that matter.
I also expect another attack in the U.S. by terrorists---maybe much worse than 9/11.
They've been too quiet for too long! And, when that happens, the democrats will blame Bush. I think they already blame him for global warming, gasoline prices, hurricanes and earthquakes! Might as well blame him for any new attack on U.S. territories, doncha' think?
I've made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to stop watching so much news!
Our Main Stream Media is controlled by leftists, so you can't really count on them to provide you with good information. It's always slanted to favor either democrats--or the terrorists--take your pick!
Sad to say, I don't know which is worse!
Until we vote out people like Clinton, Pelosi, Kerry, Schumer and Kennedy, our Congress will continue to serve self interests only, instead of citizens. The only thing this crew has done in six years, besides fight Bush, is bring in new idiots like Edwards, who never saw a law suit he didn't like!
And, of course, the dems have found a patsy they can use to convince the unwashed how "un-racist" they are--Obama barracks (bin)Ladin, from "ShicAHgo", doncha' know!
He thinks it's great that, as a black man, he's adored by one and all. The dems have really done a snow job on him.
Personally, I think he doesn't have enough experience to be a senator, let alone president, which is what many dems are pushing for.
Imagine the dems thought process on this one: "Gee! He's black and WE CONTROL him! He'll be the first black president and we'll get the credit for nominating him--thereby proving we're not prejudiced, like we secretly KNOW we are!"
Well, you DESERVE what you vote for, has always been my motto! Vote for a Clinton--get socialism. Vote for an Obama--get a black man who will probably back the mayor of New Orleans next bid for office!
We only have two years to wait to see it all "flash before our eyes"!
But I've rambled enough. I just wanted to wish one and all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Remember to drive sober and safely--and if you can't do that, find a mountain to fall off where you won't hurt anyone else!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy New Year!
Today is Christmas Eve--the eve (supposedly) of the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ.
It is a day of reflection. What have we done with our lives over this past year?
Who have we helped? Who have we injured with our words, whether intentionally, or not?
It's also a day for relaxing with our family. I never get enough of that. My family is scattered inside a radius of 70 miles of my home. So it's not an easy thing for them to visit.
Of course, it's much easier for them to visit me, than "wicy-wersy", doncha' know, my being an old coot and all!
So today I had a visit from my #2 son and his wife and 3 grandchildren. Tomorrow I'll have a visit from my other two sons and their grandchildren.
Looking back over the past year, I can't help but think of those who have gone before me. We're all familiar with the various movie stars and the comments about how it's legendary for them to die in threes!
I've never believed in that. But it does seem strange that deaths seem to occur in groups.
Earlier this month I lost my next door neighbor to emphysema. He was 68 years old and smoked to the very last day. We had a standing joke about how the world would end if he DID quit smoking!
Well, he lost his life "saving the world" and it's a hard way to die--may he rest in peace! I don't think God will let him smoke any more!
We, my family and I, now embark upon a new year.
I hope that EACH and EVERY one of you who may visit my simple blog will enjoy your Holiday Season with your family, or someone close to you.
To ALL--MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A SAFE, SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It is a day of reflection. What have we done with our lives over this past year?
Who have we helped? Who have we injured with our words, whether intentionally, or not?
It's also a day for relaxing with our family. I never get enough of that. My family is scattered inside a radius of 70 miles of my home. So it's not an easy thing for them to visit.
Of course, it's much easier for them to visit me, than "wicy-wersy", doncha' know, my being an old coot and all!
So today I had a visit from my #2 son and his wife and 3 grandchildren. Tomorrow I'll have a visit from my other two sons and their grandchildren.
Looking back over the past year, I can't help but think of those who have gone before me. We're all familiar with the various movie stars and the comments about how it's legendary for them to die in threes!
I've never believed in that. But it does seem strange that deaths seem to occur in groups.
Earlier this month I lost my next door neighbor to emphysema. He was 68 years old and smoked to the very last day. We had a standing joke about how the world would end if he DID quit smoking!
Well, he lost his life "saving the world" and it's a hard way to die--may he rest in peace! I don't think God will let him smoke any more!
We, my family and I, now embark upon a new year.
I hope that EACH and EVERY one of you who may visit my simple blog will enjoy your Holiday Season with your family, or someone close to you.
To ALL--MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A SAFE, SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Do You Hab ah Code id Dyour Dose?
WELL, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Innocent as I am, I walked into my local grocers to pick up a few well-needed supplies--booze and pancake mix! You know, just the usual stuff.
As I wandered through the aisles, I heard suspicious snuffles and an occasional sneeze from aisles close by.
Being the wise person I am, I decided I'd skip those aisles and come back to them later when the snorts, snuffles and sneezes had disappeared.
The LAST thing I want is a COLD!
Laugh if you want, but to us old coots, catching a cold can be the beginning of 3-4 weeks of utter misery!
It immediately poops in your lungs--which is why your mouth tastes bad and your breath is foul enough to cause your spouse to move you into the guest room--"so you can sleep undisturbed!"
You no sooner get comfortable in there than this monster cold stuffs itself into your sinuses by lying on its back in your nose and sticking one foot into both your left and right sinuses.
Then it starts kicking!
Aboud thad dime you sdard dalkin' l'ak dis!
See? It even makes you digress!
To get back to what I was saying, I wandered on through the store picking up items of interest and dropping then carefully into my cart. Came to the liquor section and discovered they were giving 10% discount on any six bottles of wine.
Can't pass up a deal like THAT can you? Bought 6 various bottles of Cabernet, Shiraz (Australian) and Merlot. Added two bottles of French Columbard and one of Chardonnay, to be sure I have enough.
Finally, after cruising through the produce section picking up everything BUT spinach and lettuce (no e-coli for ME, --nossir!) I proceeded to the checkout stand.
Ye Gods! $138.20 total! Must be the extra cans of veggies I bought!
"Will that be all, sir--hu, hu, hu" the cashier lady asks?
"Hu, hu" I snap back, thinking it's a pretty snappy comeback!
"Yes," she says. "Is dere anyding elzz--Hu, hu, HAAAA-CHOOOO!" she sprays.
I'm too stunned to move! She sneezed all over me and my groceries!
I couldn't get out of there fast enough! Grabbed my stuff, stuffed it into a cart--ran it out to the car and stuffed it into the trunk. Left the parking lot with smoking tires.
Couldn't eben bead the damn'd co'd homb!
Dad wad dree weegs ago! I'b still strugglin' w'id geddin' ober d'is thingd!
Just leabe me alone--I wanna' die in peace. Bud before I go, I'm gonna' ged eben w'id d'at cashier!
Nexd dime I'b gonna' hand her by snoddy check!
Innocent as I am, I walked into my local grocers to pick up a few well-needed supplies--booze and pancake mix! You know, just the usual stuff.
As I wandered through the aisles, I heard suspicious snuffles and an occasional sneeze from aisles close by.
Being the wise person I am, I decided I'd skip those aisles and come back to them later when the snorts, snuffles and sneezes had disappeared.
The LAST thing I want is a COLD!
Laugh if you want, but to us old coots, catching a cold can be the beginning of 3-4 weeks of utter misery!
It immediately poops in your lungs--which is why your mouth tastes bad and your breath is foul enough to cause your spouse to move you into the guest room--"so you can sleep undisturbed!"
You no sooner get comfortable in there than this monster cold stuffs itself into your sinuses by lying on its back in your nose and sticking one foot into both your left and right sinuses.
Then it starts kicking!
Aboud thad dime you sdard dalkin' l'ak dis!
See? It even makes you digress!
To get back to what I was saying, I wandered on through the store picking up items of interest and dropping then carefully into my cart. Came to the liquor section and discovered they were giving 10% discount on any six bottles of wine.
Can't pass up a deal like THAT can you? Bought 6 various bottles of Cabernet, Shiraz (Australian) and Merlot. Added two bottles of French Columbard and one of Chardonnay, to be sure I have enough.
Finally, after cruising through the produce section picking up everything BUT spinach and lettuce (no e-coli for ME, --nossir!) I proceeded to the checkout stand.
Ye Gods! $138.20 total! Must be the extra cans of veggies I bought!
"Will that be all, sir--hu, hu, hu" the cashier lady asks?
"Hu, hu" I snap back, thinking it's a pretty snappy comeback!
"Yes," she says. "Is dere anyding elzz--Hu, hu, HAAAA-CHOOOO!" she sprays.
I'm too stunned to move! She sneezed all over me and my groceries!
I couldn't get out of there fast enough! Grabbed my stuff, stuffed it into a cart--ran it out to the car and stuffed it into the trunk. Left the parking lot with smoking tires.
Couldn't eben bead the damn'd co'd homb!
Dad wad dree weegs ago! I'b still strugglin' w'id geddin' ober d'is thingd!
Just leabe me alone--I wanna' die in peace. Bud before I go, I'm gonna' ged eben w'id d'at cashier!
Nexd dime I'b gonna' hand her by snoddy check!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
TODAY--
A quick note to all--
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES.
Please--REMEMBER OUR TROOPS in your prayers today!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES.
Please--REMEMBER OUR TROOPS in your prayers today!
Monday, November 13, 2006
Predictions for the Next 6 Months--
I thought I'd take a guess as to what will happen over the next six months, now that the democrats have gained a majority in the House and Senate.
Unfortunately, so many bad things come to mind, it's difficult to know where to begin!
I don't think the blog will hold that much!
I "borrowed" an article, written by Doc Farmer of Chronwatch, just as a beginning point. He makes several points with which I agree:
1. Congress will begin "examinations" and "public hearings" on the Iraqi Front in the Global War on Terrorism, thereby leaking vital information to the enemy. No action will be taken against the leakers, even when they are identified as key lib/dem/soc/commie committee members.
2. Nancy Pelosi, despite her promise to not impeach the President, will quietly begin consolidating those hearings as a prelude to impeachment.
My comment: She isn't going to be "quiet" about it. She's going to openly support it. After all, what can the Republicans do about it? Pelosi, with her desire for vengeance, will destroy the gains the dems have made in this election.
3. Hastert will be censured by the House on trumped-up charges of assisting Foley's perversion. He will resign in disgrace.
My comment: The speaker may well be censured, although he bears no guilt for Foley. The question is, when will the dems publicly admit to THEIR sexual pecadilloes? Answer: "Never"!
4. John McCain will formally announce his candidacy for the 2008 Presidential race.
My comment: McCain has already done this. He's opened a war chest and is actively seeking donations. Anybody stupid enough to contribute had better be prepared to lose money. I don't think McCain has a snowball's chance in hell of being elected president. He's been a Republican-in-name-only (RINO) for years. We're MUCH better off without him in government! He's been a major disappointment to the republican party!
5. John Kerry's face will split open after an overdose of botox, revealing he is, in fact, Joan Rivers.
My comment: Well, if THERRRRAAAAZZZA doesn't split it first. After all, Kerry's a complete flop as a politician. He accused Bush of being dumb, then makes dumber statements than Bush does. (He who laughs last---)
6. Further evidence linking Teddy Kennedy to the USSR will be revealed, but suppressed by Congress and the MSM. --but not by the internet!
My comment: Teddy has been a disgrace ever since he abandoned Mary Jo Kopechne to the icy waters!
7. Tax cuts will expire, and Congress will not renew them.
My comment: Of course not. The dems actually believe their own lies about the economy being in the tank. They've been saying it for 6 years now, forgetting that when the economy WAS in the tank, it was on Klintoon's watch! Result: They do their damndest to make their lie become the truth!
8. Unemployment will rise to 5.1% by the end of 2007. Lib/dem/soc/commies in Congress will blame Bush for the "highest unemployment rate in recent memory." --or higher! The minute the American citizen gets hit with higher taxes, he goes into a shell and stops buying. That spells complete disaster for the American auto industry as well as most other American manufacturing.
My comment: That gives the auto industry another whipping boy to use, rather than admit they aren’t able to compete in building reliable cars!
9. The Patriot Act will be rescinded.
My comment: Certainly! They've been against it from the beginning. After all, it was responsible for catching all those nice terrorists who are in that cruel, Guantanamo, aren't they?
10. The Gorelick Wall will be reinstated. Thereby destroying our departments of intelligence.
My comment: Remember, dems hate the intelligence agencies and our military!
11. America will be attacked by a series of homicide bombings in a coordinated attack on a specific date and time in at least 8, but as many as 20, US cities. Hundreds will die. The media will blame Bush, despite the fact that lib/dem/soc/commies in Congress undercut terrorist surveillance programs.
My comment: Sadly, this is a given! Worse yet, the liberals refuse to acknowledge this fact thereby being at fault for any and all casualties coming—just as Clinton was.
12. Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency will be marred by scandal when it is found that she did indeed have sexual relations with that man . . . Bill Clinton.
My comment: It will be further tanked by her finally open admission of her socialist bent, just at the wrong moment!
13. Iran will launch a coordinated missile attack against Israel. Four nuclear warheads will explode over Tel Aviv, Haifa and Netanya, and two "duds" will hit Jerusalem and Ashdod, but the nuclear material will escape in a "dirty bomb" fashion. The death toll will be approximately 1.4 million, with a further 3 million injuries.
My comment: The result of this will be an all-out war of Israel against Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Egypt and, possibly, Saudi Arabia It will suck the U.S. who will be completely unprepared due to military cuts by dems into trying to reach Israel to aid in their defense. We will lose hundreds of young men who will be lost trying to land from the Mediterranean side of Israel. However, on the bright side, Iran will cease to exist when hit by B2 bombers delivering nukes and we will eventually become the new owners of Saudi Arabia, thereby tying up the world's oil!
14. The UN will condemn the attack.
My comment: However, they will not be able to agree on how to start the meetings--donuts first, or coffee first! Russia will demand donuts first and Japan will demand tea. Italy will boycott for pasta.
15. Iran will see the rise of the 12th Imam from a sacred well in Tehran. Unfortunately, for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the 12th Imam will in fact turn out to be Gary Coleman, who fell down the well three months earlier without anybody noticing...
My comment: Coleman who?
16. North Korea will launch a 5-kiloton fission bomb on the top of a long-range ballistic missile, aimed at San Francisco.
The bomb will instead hit Pyongyang.
My comment: A 2nd attempt will hit Tokyo, whereby the Japanese will kill "L'il Kim" by beating him to death with the Japanese Constitution!
17. Immigration "reform" will be put before the congress, but will not be passed until 2008.
My comment: However, congress will hire illegals as page boys.
18. The fence won't be started due to "environmental impact studies."
“Catch and Release" will be quietly reinstated.
My comment: Unfortunately, they will find bleached human bones and will spend 10 years looking for the indian tribe to which they belong! Six homeless Mexicans will claim it's their cousin and immeiately apply for a license to build a casino on that site!
19. Usama bin Laden will be declared dead at least twice. Each time he will be shown on video tape a few days later, reading a recent New York Times.
My comment: He will appear to have a stick for a backbone and will be gazing at the paper with a fixed stare!
20. Castro will actually die. His brother, Raul, will take over the reins of government, and Congress will demand that all sanctions against Cuba be lifted.
Bill Clinton will immediately lobby for the cigar concession.
My comment: Ex-president Carter will request a statue be erected on the Washington mall in honor of Castro's humanitarian treatment of his own people. It will consist of Castro running a tobacco stand.
21. Communist China will attack Taiwan. Congress will refuse to authorize any defense of Taiwan. Approximately 1.7 million in Taiwan will die, or about 8% of their total population. The remainder will be enslaved and incorporated into Communist China.
My comment: Congress WILL authorize the defense of Taiwan—they just won’t fund any money for it!
22. The government of Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkey-Land (France) will be overthrown by Islamofascists in a brief but violent civil war. The outgoing government will ask for US assistance. George W. Bush, in a rare moment of on-the-air frankness, will tell them exactly where they can stick their baguettes.
My comment: The French will demand to be allowed to immigrate to the U.S. The Statue of Liberty will be re-designed to hold up a middle finger as a greeting to all immigrants.
23. Barak Obama will declare himself a candidate for the 2008 Presidential campaign. He will immediately receive key endorsements from the NAACP, the Southern Baptist Conference, and, in an odd yet embarrassing paperwork error, the Ku Klux Klan.
My comment: He will be elected, then impeached within 6 months when republicans discover he can't read!
24. Terrorists will attempt to detonate a "dirty bomb" in a major Midwestern city. The bomb will be 500 pounds of conventional explosives intermixed with 500 pounds of low-radiation medical waste. The news media will overplay the danger and panic will ensue. Only 20 people will be killed by the explosion itself. A further 200 will die from the stampede to leave the quarantine zone.
My comment: 200 more will suffer various diseases from thousands of flying, dirty needles!
Now that we know what our future is, all we have to do is move to Australia and let the dems bear the brunt of what they will have done!
Once the dust clears, the more intelligent heads will be asking for constitutionalists to return home and straighten out the mess!
Unfortunately, so many bad things come to mind, it's difficult to know where to begin!
I don't think the blog will hold that much!
I "borrowed" an article, written by Doc Farmer of Chronwatch, just as a beginning point. He makes several points with which I agree:
1. Congress will begin "examinations" and "public hearings" on the Iraqi Front in the Global War on Terrorism, thereby leaking vital information to the enemy. No action will be taken against the leakers, even when they are identified as key lib/dem/soc/commie committee members.
2. Nancy Pelosi, despite her promise to not impeach the President, will quietly begin consolidating those hearings as a prelude to impeachment.
My comment: She isn't going to be "quiet" about it. She's going to openly support it. After all, what can the Republicans do about it? Pelosi, with her desire for vengeance, will destroy the gains the dems have made in this election.
3. Hastert will be censured by the House on trumped-up charges of assisting Foley's perversion. He will resign in disgrace.
My comment: The speaker may well be censured, although he bears no guilt for Foley. The question is, when will the dems publicly admit to THEIR sexual pecadilloes? Answer: "Never"!
4. John McCain will formally announce his candidacy for the 2008 Presidential race.
My comment: McCain has already done this. He's opened a war chest and is actively seeking donations. Anybody stupid enough to contribute had better be prepared to lose money. I don't think McCain has a snowball's chance in hell of being elected president. He's been a Republican-in-name-only (RINO) for years. We're MUCH better off without him in government! He's been a major disappointment to the republican party!
5. John Kerry's face will split open after an overdose of botox, revealing he is, in fact, Joan Rivers.
My comment: Well, if THERRRRAAAAZZZA doesn't split it first. After all, Kerry's a complete flop as a politician. He accused Bush of being dumb, then makes dumber statements than Bush does. (He who laughs last---)
6. Further evidence linking Teddy Kennedy to the USSR will be revealed, but suppressed by Congress and the MSM. --but not by the internet!
My comment: Teddy has been a disgrace ever since he abandoned Mary Jo Kopechne to the icy waters!
7. Tax cuts will expire, and Congress will not renew them.
My comment: Of course not. The dems actually believe their own lies about the economy being in the tank. They've been saying it for 6 years now, forgetting that when the economy WAS in the tank, it was on Klintoon's watch! Result: They do their damndest to make their lie become the truth!
8. Unemployment will rise to 5.1% by the end of 2007. Lib/dem/soc/commies in Congress will blame Bush for the "highest unemployment rate in recent memory." --or higher! The minute the American citizen gets hit with higher taxes, he goes into a shell and stops buying. That spells complete disaster for the American auto industry as well as most other American manufacturing.
My comment: That gives the auto industry another whipping boy to use, rather than admit they aren’t able to compete in building reliable cars!
9. The Patriot Act will be rescinded.
My comment: Certainly! They've been against it from the beginning. After all, it was responsible for catching all those nice terrorists who are in that cruel, Guantanamo, aren't they?
10. The Gorelick Wall will be reinstated. Thereby destroying our departments of intelligence.
My comment: Remember, dems hate the intelligence agencies and our military!
11. America will be attacked by a series of homicide bombings in a coordinated attack on a specific date and time in at least 8, but as many as 20, US cities. Hundreds will die. The media will blame Bush, despite the fact that lib/dem/soc/commies in Congress undercut terrorist surveillance programs.
My comment: Sadly, this is a given! Worse yet, the liberals refuse to acknowledge this fact thereby being at fault for any and all casualties coming—just as Clinton was.
12. Hillary Clinton's bid for the presidency will be marred by scandal when it is found that she did indeed have sexual relations with that man . . . Bill Clinton.
My comment: It will be further tanked by her finally open admission of her socialist bent, just at the wrong moment!
13. Iran will launch a coordinated missile attack against Israel. Four nuclear warheads will explode over Tel Aviv, Haifa and Netanya, and two "duds" will hit Jerusalem and Ashdod, but the nuclear material will escape in a "dirty bomb" fashion. The death toll will be approximately 1.4 million, with a further 3 million injuries.
My comment: The result of this will be an all-out war of Israel against Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Egypt and, possibly, Saudi Arabia It will suck the U.S. who will be completely unprepared due to military cuts by dems into trying to reach Israel to aid in their defense. We will lose hundreds of young men who will be lost trying to land from the Mediterranean side of Israel. However, on the bright side, Iran will cease to exist when hit by B2 bombers delivering nukes and we will eventually become the new owners of Saudi Arabia, thereby tying up the world's oil!
14. The UN will condemn the attack.
My comment: However, they will not be able to agree on how to start the meetings--donuts first, or coffee first! Russia will demand donuts first and Japan will demand tea. Italy will boycott for pasta.
15. Iran will see the rise of the 12th Imam from a sacred well in Tehran. Unfortunately, for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the 12th Imam will in fact turn out to be Gary Coleman, who fell down the well three months earlier without anybody noticing...
My comment: Coleman who?
16. North Korea will launch a 5-kiloton fission bomb on the top of a long-range ballistic missile, aimed at San Francisco.
The bomb will instead hit Pyongyang.
My comment: A 2nd attempt will hit Tokyo, whereby the Japanese will kill "L'il Kim" by beating him to death with the Japanese Constitution!
17. Immigration "reform" will be put before the congress, but will not be passed until 2008.
My comment: However, congress will hire illegals as page boys.
18. The fence won't be started due to "environmental impact studies."
“Catch and Release" will be quietly reinstated.
My comment: Unfortunately, they will find bleached human bones and will spend 10 years looking for the indian tribe to which they belong! Six homeless Mexicans will claim it's their cousin and immeiately apply for a license to build a casino on that site!
19. Usama bin Laden will be declared dead at least twice. Each time he will be shown on video tape a few days later, reading a recent New York Times.
My comment: He will appear to have a stick for a backbone and will be gazing at the paper with a fixed stare!
20. Castro will actually die. His brother, Raul, will take over the reins of government, and Congress will demand that all sanctions against Cuba be lifted.
Bill Clinton will immediately lobby for the cigar concession.
My comment: Ex-president Carter will request a statue be erected on the Washington mall in honor of Castro's humanitarian treatment of his own people. It will consist of Castro running a tobacco stand.
21. Communist China will attack Taiwan. Congress will refuse to authorize any defense of Taiwan. Approximately 1.7 million in Taiwan will die, or about 8% of their total population. The remainder will be enslaved and incorporated into Communist China.
My comment: Congress WILL authorize the defense of Taiwan—they just won’t fund any money for it!
22. The government of Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkey-Land (France) will be overthrown by Islamofascists in a brief but violent civil war. The outgoing government will ask for US assistance. George W. Bush, in a rare moment of on-the-air frankness, will tell them exactly where they can stick their baguettes.
My comment: The French will demand to be allowed to immigrate to the U.S. The Statue of Liberty will be re-designed to hold up a middle finger as a greeting to all immigrants.
23. Barak Obama will declare himself a candidate for the 2008 Presidential campaign. He will immediately receive key endorsements from the NAACP, the Southern Baptist Conference, and, in an odd yet embarrassing paperwork error, the Ku Klux Klan.
My comment: He will be elected, then impeached within 6 months when republicans discover he can't read!
24. Terrorists will attempt to detonate a "dirty bomb" in a major Midwestern city. The bomb will be 500 pounds of conventional explosives intermixed with 500 pounds of low-radiation medical waste. The news media will overplay the danger and panic will ensue. Only 20 people will be killed by the explosion itself. A further 200 will die from the stampede to leave the quarantine zone.
My comment: 200 more will suffer various diseases from thousands of flying, dirty needles!
Now that we know what our future is, all we have to do is move to Australia and let the dems bear the brunt of what they will have done!
Once the dust clears, the more intelligent heads will be asking for constitutionalists to return home and straighten out the mess!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
PPD, or What's an Old Feller Ta' Do?
Been struggling the last few days!
Dangdest thing!
Every morning I get up about the same time--5:30 to 6 a.m.--regular as clockwork! (Well, it IS a clock, isn't it?)
Every morning while the wife sleeps, I wander into the bathroom for my morning constitutional and watch a thin little stream drizzle into the toilet bowl.
The little woman always reminds me to "make sure you don't miss!"
Now I ask you, how can a dinky little stream like that MISS? It's physically impossible!
And I guess I shouldn't call it a "stream", exactly, when it looks more like a drizzle!
It drizzles for a while and then shuts off. Then, just when I think I'm done--it drizzles a little more!
It does that four or five times in a row--sometimes six!
Damn that's irritating!
I'd like to grab it by it's scrawny little neck and choke it to death, but it'd probably enjoy it too much!
I suppose the correct acronym for it is, "PPD"!
What's PPD, you might ask?
It's "Pee-Pee Dysfunction"--a word I invented on my own while staring down at a tiny drizzle streaming into a bowl!
I do some of my best thinking--and cursing--while waiting for a drizzle to end!
"Dod-blast the dadburned drips", I usually say, or something that sounds much like that.
What's even more disturbing are the gassy noises that accompany the drizzles.
Well, the drizzles don't make gassy noises, but I do, and they're not the silent type, either .
They sound sort of like "BRAPPPP!", or "FFFFRAAAAPP!", ending with a "fffiiiiisssss!"
What are you supposed to do if, right in the middle of a drizzle and a BRAP, you discover a large and annoying event is arriving?
You have to drop your drawers, turn around and sit quickly. Unfortunately, you can't always do this when in the middle of a drizzle--or even a BRAP!
--And I don't have to explain what happens if you wait TOO long! Yup-- BRAPPFFFFisssss, OOPS!
Too late!
So I'm now dreading going to bed, simply because I know I'm going to have to get up the next morning and go through the same ordeal!
Each morning I stand and think about the problem. There must be SOMETHING I can do about it, short of tying a string around it's puny little neck and strangling it to death!
I asked the doctor--once--and he scared me to death!
He said, "We can cure that easily---we'll just "roto-rooter" it!"
Never brought it up again!
Come to think about it, it's never raised IT'S puny little head since then, either!
Dangdest thing!
Every morning I get up about the same time--5:30 to 6 a.m.--regular as clockwork! (Well, it IS a clock, isn't it?)
Every morning while the wife sleeps, I wander into the bathroom for my morning constitutional and watch a thin little stream drizzle into the toilet bowl.
The little woman always reminds me to "make sure you don't miss!"
Now I ask you, how can a dinky little stream like that MISS? It's physically impossible!
And I guess I shouldn't call it a "stream", exactly, when it looks more like a drizzle!
It drizzles for a while and then shuts off. Then, just when I think I'm done--it drizzles a little more!
It does that four or five times in a row--sometimes six!
Damn that's irritating!
I'd like to grab it by it's scrawny little neck and choke it to death, but it'd probably enjoy it too much!
I suppose the correct acronym for it is, "PPD"!
What's PPD, you might ask?
It's "Pee-Pee Dysfunction"--a word I invented on my own while staring down at a tiny drizzle streaming into a bowl!
I do some of my best thinking--and cursing--while waiting for a drizzle to end!
"Dod-blast the dadburned drips", I usually say, or something that sounds much like that.
What's even more disturbing are the gassy noises that accompany the drizzles.
Well, the drizzles don't make gassy noises, but I do, and they're not the silent type, either .
They sound sort of like "BRAPPPP!", or "FFFFRAAAAPP!", ending with a "fffiiiiisssss!"
What are you supposed to do if, right in the middle of a drizzle and a BRAP, you discover a large and annoying event is arriving?
You have to drop your drawers, turn around and sit quickly. Unfortunately, you can't always do this when in the middle of a drizzle--or even a BRAP!
--And I don't have to explain what happens if you wait TOO long! Yup-- BRAPPFFFFisssss, OOPS!
Too late!
So I'm now dreading going to bed, simply because I know I'm going to have to get up the next morning and go through the same ordeal!
Each morning I stand and think about the problem. There must be SOMETHING I can do about it, short of tying a string around it's puny little neck and strangling it to death!
I asked the doctor--once--and he scared me to death!
He said, "We can cure that easily---we'll just "roto-rooter" it!"
Never brought it up again!
Come to think about it, it's never raised IT'S puny little head since then, either!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
What, ME with an infection?
Well, I'll be damned!
I woke up Saturday morning and began my usual routine of shave, sh**, shine and dress for breakfast, after which I retired to the den to bang the keys on this gadget for a while.
Right in the middle of a particularly good train of thought I felt this tiny little itching start in my lower frontal area---, (OK, OK, my scrotum! There, are you happy now?) and asked myself, "What the heck is THAT?"
The computer didn't answer, but I decided I might just have to pee!
Ha! Nothing unusual for an old coot! Happens all the time. I got up and hied myself off to the pee closet for some instant relief!
I returned to my good train of thoughts, but discovered the train had stopped when I discovered I had to pee again!
"Now how can that be," I wondered?
OHHHH, it's easy, boys! In the next hour I made six trips to the pee-er! Each time I went, it burned a little more.
Yeah, I had a urinary tract infection!
Now, you might ask, "how did a 77 year old man get a urinary tract infection?"
(You ask the damndest questions!)
Unfortunately, I was wondering the same thing! So when I finally saw the doctor that afternoon, I asked him the same question. "WTF, doc?"
"NTF, it's usually CAUSED by TF!"
"Well, sonny, I must be missing SOMETHING, cause I sure ain't gettin' any of THAT!" (The idea would scare the bejabbers out of the misses--and probably me as well)
"Now, c'mon, doc. Lay off the cutesy abbreviations! Tell me the truth---what's causing it," I asked, earnestly?
Earnestly said, "You have prostatitis, of course! Most men your age have an enlarged prostate gland and occasionally it becomes infected. We usually don't do anything about it, other than medicating, unless it becomes debilitating, or cancerous--and my name's not 'Earnest'!"
"OK, OK, then what do we do about it," I asked, seriously?
"I give you a prescription for antibiotics which you will take for 30 days, starting today," he said, cheerfully, "--and my name's not 'seriously', either!"
And that's how my wiener turned yellow!
Now, would SOMEBODY explain that to the Misses? She swears I've been cattin' around again!
She even mentioned something about "docking" my tail!
"You can't fool me," I said. "Only space ships and boats are 'docked'--"!
Then, as she pulled the knife--
(Continued next month--if I'm still here!)
I woke up Saturday morning and began my usual routine of shave, sh**, shine and dress for breakfast, after which I retired to the den to bang the keys on this gadget for a while.
Right in the middle of a particularly good train of thought I felt this tiny little itching start in my lower frontal area---, (OK, OK, my scrotum! There, are you happy now?) and asked myself, "What the heck is THAT?"
The computer didn't answer, but I decided I might just have to pee!
Ha! Nothing unusual for an old coot! Happens all the time. I got up and hied myself off to the pee closet for some instant relief!
I returned to my good train of thoughts, but discovered the train had stopped when I discovered I had to pee again!
"Now how can that be," I wondered?
OHHHH, it's easy, boys! In the next hour I made six trips to the pee-er! Each time I went, it burned a little more.
Yeah, I had a urinary tract infection!
Now, you might ask, "how did a 77 year old man get a urinary tract infection?"
(You ask the damndest questions!)
Unfortunately, I was wondering the same thing! So when I finally saw the doctor that afternoon, I asked him the same question. "WTF, doc?"
"NTF, it's usually CAUSED by TF!"
"Well, sonny, I must be missing SOMETHING, cause I sure ain't gettin' any of THAT!" (The idea would scare the bejabbers out of the misses--and probably me as well)
"Now, c'mon, doc. Lay off the cutesy abbreviations! Tell me the truth---what's causing it," I asked, earnestly?
Earnestly said, "You have prostatitis, of course! Most men your age have an enlarged prostate gland and occasionally it becomes infected. We usually don't do anything about it, other than medicating, unless it becomes debilitating, or cancerous--and my name's not 'Earnest'!"
"OK, OK, then what do we do about it," I asked, seriously?
"I give you a prescription for antibiotics which you will take for 30 days, starting today," he said, cheerfully, "--and my name's not 'seriously', either!"
And that's how my wiener turned yellow!
Now, would SOMEBODY explain that to the Misses? She swears I've been cattin' around again!
She even mentioned something about "docking" my tail!
"You can't fool me," I said. "Only space ships and boats are 'docked'--"!
Then, as she pulled the knife--
(Continued next month--if I'm still here!)
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