Feint Right, Go Left!

Obama has it down pat.
Conservatives keep hoping he's going to lean more towards what they want and less towards what the leftists want.
Guess again! He can tell you about all the conservative wishes and sound like he's "just about" to take action on them, then turn around and slam the churches with a demand to provide products which are against their religion.
Sure, I'm talking about the contraceptive flap.

Which brings me to a side subject. Who the hell ever said contraceptives should be free? Why in the hell does the government give them away to every kiddie over 5 years old, when they can't pay their own light bills?
This damned government has done more to corrupt our children than most pedophiles!
In fact, maybe it's about time we charged the government with the ruination
of children and put them in the cell with the pedophiles!

On the other hand, I don't hold a lot of sympathy for the churches, either! Ever since Obumbles ran for president, we've known he was coming from a commie background. He admits his friends were commies and he liked Marx ideas.
(Hey! If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,--) The churches were certainly aware this clown was going to be hard on them! In fact, I'm surprised he didn't start sooner.

But the churches have finally wised up--even though it took them too long to do it. Now they're faced with having to disobey a (unconstitutional) federal law, which could slap 'em with fines for non-compliance! Maybe now they'll start preaching against the government--ya' suppose?
Oh, sorry! There's another (unconstitutional) law against priests, pastors and the like proselytizing against the government from the pulpit.
So if your going to disobey one law, why not make it a twosome, I always say.

I'm always saying something--take it for what it's worth. I've never said I was a genius!

Obama Should Start Getting Nervous

You'll be able to tell by the amount of attack ads. The LAST thing he wants is to debate Newt Gingrich who will remind him of his background--you know, the one he's been hiding all these years?

And so the South Carolina primary is over. All those Carolinians can go back to work now, knowing they've done their duty.

I'm really amazed at how many people were predicting another win for Mitt, when all the indicators said Newt would win. I even predicted Newt to win with 40%; Mitt with 28% and Santorum with 17%. Bringing up the rear, I predicted it would be Ron Paul at 14%, but I missed on the percentages there.
Well, three out of four, ain't bad, is it?

Now they're all off to Florida, which state is known for all it's retired folks--many of whom carry guns! Whatta' ya' bet they get a large 'pub turn out?
Predicting the winners there is going to be difficult, but I'm inclined to think they'll be influenced somewhat by Newt's large win numbers in SC. That, and the fact the retired folks like Newt (because they can remember him!) you have a recipe for another landslide.
Whatever happens, or whoever fumbles the ball, it's going to be an interesting next 10 days.
The democrats are so nervous they've got Obumbles making his state of the union address tomorrow night, promising how he's going to brighten the future of America.
Well, you have to give him some credit for guts. After his past 3 years as prez, there's no question as to who is the worst prez we've ever had. He's even beat out "Jimmuh" Carter!
It it were me having to face congress, I think I'd call in sick and take a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng vacation---Ten years ought to do it!

Debate? Debate? I Thought it Was a Rout!

Now, mind you, I didn't actually SEE the debate, the reason being I fell asleep!
I was waiting to see it, honest, but for some dadgummed reason, I couldn't keep my eyes open.
Even their yelling didn't wake me up.

OK, so I had to read the papers and the internet about it this morning. After having seen the previous debates, I'm pretty sure I can put together what happened at this one.
Mitt-baby played it smoothly, without any histrionics!
Santorum refused to quit and actually came out as another "smoothy"!
Perry shocked everybody by seeming to be reasonable.
And Newt slapped the moderators down, right along with Ron Paul, who was his usual hysterical self, demanding troop withdrawals and the cessation of all welfare payments.
Can you imagine the screaming we'd hear from all those people the democrats have had on welfare for the past 10 years?
Not to mention those people who have had 99 months of unemployment pay. Like Newt said, that's enough time to get an AA degree! Well, it SOUNDED good to everybody but the guys receiving that pay who have Masters and PHD degrees!
They'll take ANY job right now--forget the degree!
Whoops! I forgot a comment about the popular guy---R. Paul.
The only thing I can say for R. Paul is, he provides entertainment for the rest of us, but presidential? Hell no!

So who was the winner of this debac-, er, debate? Probably Newt. He seems to have made the most sense. Personally, I'd love to see Newt debate Obama. I don't think Obama could match Newt historical fact, for socialist wishes.
I mean, you remember the old saying about wishes?
You can put a wish in one hand and crap in the other--
--and see which hand gets filled first.

You Think Obama is Kidding About Not Needing Congress?

I said in a column I wrote in November, that if Obama became a dictator, there'd be no use for congress and they could go home.
Little did I know he couldn't wait!
He just signed another executive order appointing another crony judge while totally ignoring the Senate.
And the Senate is FULL of his buddies!
Now, if he'll ignore his buddies, what do you think he has in mind for his enemies, the republicans? Uh, huh! Probably FEMA controlled detention camps! What the heck! He's decided he doesn't need congress.
He's already promised that, starting this month, he's going to write even more exec. orders, "because he doesn't want to wait for congress to fool around with what he wants done!"

You know what's even worse about this? There isn't ONE congressman with balls enough to stand up and say, "Hey, wait just a damn minute there, buddy! Who do you think you are--,
Hitler?"
Expect Pres. Obama to start sprouting a very special mustache almost any day now.
I mean, he can't let no white man outdo a "brother", can he?
--and you?
You'd be wise to start practicing up on your Nazi salute!

Whufff! That was a lo-o-o-o-o-o-ng Hiatus!

Actually, I had this medical problem, ya' see, which is why I haven't brought my blog up to date.
I mean, the PAIN was intense!! You can't imagine!! (NO, you CAN'T EITHER!)

One minute, there I was sitting innocently in my chair having just pulled my pants on to make preparations for finishing my morning dressing chore.
The next I was dancing around the room like a madman!!
DAMN, that HURT!

Have you ever known REAL pain? I mean the kind that starts in your stomach and simply EXPLODES into your brain?
Well, that's what this was like!
And I've always thought of myself as a somewhat stoic person, who didn't let pain really bother me too much-, --but THIS! THIS was just too much!

My wife came running into the bedroom looking frantically all over my body trying to find what I was yelling about.
When she discovered the source of my pain, she began hysterically---laughing!
"Hold still, you old fool, and I'll remove your pain", she said, still laughing.
I mean, it hurt like h-e-double- ell, when she yanked the damned zipper down.
At my age, there just isn't much left there, so in a fight with a zipper, you can bet it's going to lose.

It took me a long time before I got over that pain---and that's why I haven't been posting here.
That's my story, and I'm sticking too it!

Are you as Amazed as I am?

Amazed! That's the word.
Shocked would also fit.
Congress has sunk so low in the eyes of the citizens, I don't believe there's any more use for it. I think we should sh_t can the whole thing and start over.
First thing to do is get rid of the 60+socialists in the congress. They're the main reason congress doesn't work. They will never agree to anything the republicans want. Unfortunately, the republicans haven't figured that out yet!
They keep trying the same old things expecting different results! It's like trying to burn down a steel door with a box of matches--one at a time!
Scratch-Fwoosh!
Well, we made the door darker. Maybe the next match will burn through!

Umm, give it up, gang! The socialists not only know how to block what you're attempting, they know how to yank your chain while they're at it.
"We've come up with a perfectly good plan but, as usual, the repubs insist on blocking our increasing taxes on the rich!"
Duh! Increasing the taxes on the rich?
That's just an excuse to lay on the repubs! If the repubs suddenly said, "OK! Let's tax the crap out of the rich, the democrats would first soil their diapers, than quickly find a new excuse to blame on the repubs!

The point is, the democrats don't want spending "cut", or "limited", or any of those cool actions. They want to continue to spend, while they continue to lay the blame on the repubs!
You've noticed the debt continues to climb? Nothing has changed. And where's the president in all of this?
Campaigning, of course. He doesn't give a crap about the state of the "union"! I doubt he even knows there's a union. All he knows is there's an election next November and he "might" lose.

That would spoil his plans to become dictator and if that happened, congress could go home, because there'd be no further use for them--ever!

Of Hoboes and Bums

Of Hoboes and Bums

I'm always amazed at the sympathy generated over a picture of a person on welfare.
People drivel on and on about how "unfortunate" they are.
Get a clue, people. They're probably living better than you are.

Take Obama, for example---(PLEASE!)
Obama has never held a job in his life. His sole claim to "working" was back in Chicago when he was a "community organizer"!

In other words, he didn't work. He just made speeches--and got paid for it.
He's still making speeches. The only difference is the amount of money he's being paid and the amount of money he has access to--taxpayer's money.
Or did you really believe "Moochelle" was paying for her own trips to Spain, etc.?
Incidentally, you'll note they both visited Africa--but chose not to stay.

So Obama still hasn't got a job. Now he thinks he's a "national organizer"-- or maybe a "world organizer".
Well, that's what his speeches are about, anyway.
Which proves that fantasy wishes sometimes lead to fruition, whether we like it or not.
It also proves the old adage, "Be careful what you wish for--"!

I have a better idea. Since he can't decide what he can do in this life, I'd suggest we give him a new title:
Hobo, or Bum! Let's put Obama back on welfare right along with his aunt and uncle.

I think that's a job he's much better suited for.
The best part of it is, we could work on deporting all three of them!

I Dreamed of a Leader

I dreamed, last night, of a leader among us who was always at the front--who carried our banner of freedoms on high. A leader who cherished our rights as free men. A leader who called and to whom we rallied.

I couldn't see the leader, because he was busy encouraging my friends; leading against our enemies, but I knew he was there, because I heard his message loud and clear.

He spoke of that which is right. He spoke of rights for all men. He spoke of rights for the weak. He spoke of faith in our cause.
And when he spoke of the enemy, his anger broke forth and lashed us with fury--whipped us into a frenzy--warmed us with confidence.

I wanted to be part of his entourage. His message and it's power drew me forward until, without warning, I stood next to him.
Overwhelmed, I didn't know what to say.
"I was looking for you," I said, feebly, "I was looking for our leader." I felt ashamed that I had interrupted him. Caused him to pause in his important work.
And I was fearful of his answer.

Instead of the anger I expected, he looked upon me with peaceful eye and said,
"Never forget--I am He!"

To Be a Debt, or NOT To Be a Debt--Um-, What's the Question?

Well, here we are waiting for either the big axe to fall, or a landslide of rewards. The politicos are at it again--trying to figure out whether they can afford to raise the debt ceiling, or not. After all, "The voices" are telling them if we raise the debt ceiling, the country will collapse into the cellar, never to be seen again!

Sounds serious, doesn't it?

Well, Booby--don't let your drawers get too tight in your crotch. Ya' see, I don't think anything will happen if we overrun the debt limit. Umm, in fact, if you hadn't noticed, WE'VE ALREADY OVERRUN IT! Our last legal ceiling was 14.3T! We are now at 14.5T! I think Obama doesn't want us to notice that, for fear they'll put a stop to it. After all, if left alone, it becomes a precedent, doesn't it?
And everybody knows Obama never saw a precedent he didn't like!
Besides, he hasn't paid for his birthday bash yet!

So what's wrong with the repubs? Can't they read? Can't they see the flashing lights, or is my weed going old on me and I'm the only one who sees the light(s)?

Look, 'pubs! Pass the bill this weekend that presents a balanced budget, without raising the debt limits. Send it to the Senate. Let them decide to either turn it down, or pass it! (as if!)
That way the dems get blamed for letting the ceiling fall through the floor!

Maybe we'll get lucky and Obama will be standing under it!

Not only are the socialists coming out of the woodwork with hard Soros money behind them, but facts keep cropping up proving what a fraud their candidate, Obama, is!

Whether or not he is a natural born citizen has been bandied about and totally ignored by congress and the courts, leaving one to question whether or not we still live in America, or Russia. China, perhaps?

Since when can we not get a ruling on this subject out of the United States Supreme court? Why can't we get congressmen who are brave enough to take the floor to protest the actions--in fact the very presence--of the "pretender" to the throne?

Obama is a fraud. Nearly ALL of the citizens in this country--at least the ones having paid attention--realize Obama's father was NOT an American citizen and, therefore, Obama is not eligible to be POTUS!
Yet this fraud is running hard for a 2nd term!

Are there any citizens out there who realize Obama and crowd are laughing in your faces? Do you realize they've made a joke out of the requirements for office?

Here are eight facts which may help you understand how "in your face" Obama's actions are and how much more "in your face" they will be during the run up to this next election:

8 facts prove Obama fraud!

Does anybody think Congress will begin impeachment proceedings next week?