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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Election Fever--

Well, here we are--we've been watching the antics of candidates vying for nominations and trying to avoid the disclosure of the skeletons in their closets!

It's been narrowed down to three choices: The first black man to run for president, Barack Hussein Obama; Hillary Rodham Clinton, a female contender with some White House experience and John McCain, an older gentleman who may, or may not live out 4-8 years as president.

Americans have sat back watching the fun---waiting for the explosions---the first "racist" call. It didn't take long in coming. Geraldine Ferraro said the only reason Obama was popular was the fact that he was black!
She was immediately denounced as a racist for her comment by the Obama camp, thereby firmly establishing his intended defense of any further attacks upon his person, policies, or practices!

Ever since then, Obama has never failed to use race as a defense against all charges--although how you can use race as a defense against someone saying you're stupid when it comes to foreign policy, or the economy, is more than I can figure out!

Hillary Clinton has had her popular hubby helping her on the campaign trail which, finally, led her to holler, "STOP HELPING!", or some words to that effect. Seems he kept calling reporters names--the same reporters who used to effuse over the antics of the Clintons while they were in the White House.

So the upshot is, Hillary lost to the socialist, Obama. She's disgusted--"big bubba" is disgusted and James Carville might just be looking for some other sucker who can put up with his looks long enough to let him work for them! One thing you have to say for Hillary---she's not particular about her men!

By the way, Obama! Are you aware that of all the people who had serious accidents, all of them had crossed the Clintons at one time or another?

Better watch your back!!