Obama Should Start Getting Nervous

You'll be able to tell by the amount of attack ads. The LAST thing he wants is to debate Newt Gingrich who will remind him of his background--you know, the one he's been hiding all these years?

And so the South Carolina primary is over. All those Carolinians can go back to work now, knowing they've done their duty.

I'm really amazed at how many people were predicting another win for Mitt, when all the indicators said Newt would win. I even predicted Newt to win with 40%; Mitt with 28% and Santorum with 17%. Bringing up the rear, I predicted it would be Ron Paul at 14%, but I missed on the percentages there.
Well, three out of four, ain't bad, is it?

Now they're all off to Florida, which state is known for all it's retired folks--many of whom carry guns! Whatta' ya' bet they get a large 'pub turn out?
Predicting the winners there is going to be difficult, but I'm inclined to think they'll be influenced somewhat by Newt's large win numbers in SC. That, and the fact the retired folks like Newt (because they can remember him!) you have a recipe for another landslide.
Whatever happens, or whoever fumbles the ball, it's going to be an interesting next 10 days.
The democrats are so nervous they've got Obumbles making his state of the union address tomorrow night, promising how he's going to brighten the future of America.
Well, you have to give him some credit for guts. After his past 3 years as prez, there's no question as to who is the worst prez we've ever had. He's even beat out "Jimmuh" Carter!
It it were me having to face congress, I think I'd call in sick and take a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng vacation---Ten years ought to do it!

Debate? Debate? I Thought it Was a Rout!

Now, mind you, I didn't actually SEE the debate, the reason being I fell asleep!
I was waiting to see it, honest, but for some dadgummed reason, I couldn't keep my eyes open.
Even their yelling didn't wake me up.

OK, so I had to read the papers and the internet about it this morning. After having seen the previous debates, I'm pretty sure I can put together what happened at this one.
Mitt-baby played it smoothly, without any histrionics!
Santorum refused to quit and actually came out as another "smoothy"!
Perry shocked everybody by seeming to be reasonable.
And Newt slapped the moderators down, right along with Ron Paul, who was his usual hysterical self, demanding troop withdrawals and the cessation of all welfare payments.
Can you imagine the screaming we'd hear from all those people the democrats have had on welfare for the past 10 years?
Not to mention those people who have had 99 months of unemployment pay. Like Newt said, that's enough time to get an AA degree! Well, it SOUNDED good to everybody but the guys receiving that pay who have Masters and PHD degrees!
They'll take ANY job right now--forget the degree!
Whoops! I forgot a comment about the popular guy---R. Paul.
The only thing I can say for R. Paul is, he provides entertainment for the rest of us, but presidential? Hell no!

So who was the winner of this debac-, er, debate? Probably Newt. He seems to have made the most sense. Personally, I'd love to see Newt debate Obama. I don't think Obama could match Newt historical fact, for socialist wishes.
I mean, you remember the old saying about wishes?
You can put a wish in one hand and crap in the other--
--and see which hand gets filled first.

You Think Obama is Kidding About Not Needing Congress?

I said in a column I wrote in November, that if Obama became a dictator, there'd be no use for congress and they could go home.
Little did I know he couldn't wait!
He just signed another executive order appointing another crony judge while totally ignoring the Senate.
And the Senate is FULL of his buddies!
Now, if he'll ignore his buddies, what do you think he has in mind for his enemies, the republicans? Uh, huh! Probably FEMA controlled detention camps! What the heck! He's decided he doesn't need congress.
He's already promised that, starting this month, he's going to write even more exec. orders, "because he doesn't want to wait for congress to fool around with what he wants done!"

You know what's even worse about this? There isn't ONE congressman with balls enough to stand up and say, "Hey, wait just a damn minute there, buddy! Who do you think you are--,
Hitler?"
Expect Pres. Obama to start sprouting a very special mustache almost any day now.
I mean, he can't let no white man outdo a "brother", can he?
--and you?
You'd be wise to start practicing up on your Nazi salute!

Whufff! That was a lo-o-o-o-o-o-ng Hiatus!

Actually, I had this medical problem, ya' see, which is why I haven't brought my blog up to date.
I mean, the PAIN was intense!! You can't imagine!! (NO, you CAN'T EITHER!)

One minute, there I was sitting innocently in my chair having just pulled my pants on to make preparations for finishing my morning dressing chore.
The next I was dancing around the room like a madman!!
DAMN, that HURT!

Have you ever known REAL pain? I mean the kind that starts in your stomach and simply EXPLODES into your brain?
Well, that's what this was like!
And I've always thought of myself as a somewhat stoic person, who didn't let pain really bother me too much-, --but THIS! THIS was just too much!

My wife came running into the bedroom looking frantically all over my body trying to find what I was yelling about.
When she discovered the source of my pain, she began hysterically---laughing!
"Hold still, you old fool, and I'll remove your pain", she said, still laughing.
I mean, it hurt like h-e-double- ell, when she yanked the damned zipper down.
At my age, there just isn't much left there, so in a fight with a zipper, you can bet it's going to lose.

It took me a long time before I got over that pain---and that's why I haven't been posting here.
That's my story, and I'm sticking too it!